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Modern Horrors – A Satirical Card Game poking fun at modern life

A Card Game Review

I did a review of the game Modern Horrors, a top trumphs style card game that takes a satirical swipe at modern life

Hello everyone, you are very welcome.

Today I am going to be reviewing Modern Horrors, a game I spotted at the UK Games Expo.  I should inform you I was given a copy of the game free for review purposes, and there will be affiliate links in this post.

Nick Swift, designer of Modern Horrors, has a business card that looks like one of the playing cards. I deleted the phone number so he doesn't get lots of random calls

This is Nick’s Business Card (minus telephone number)

Tucked into a corner of the expo, adjacent to a T Shirt Stand, I found Nick Swift, creator of Modern Horrors, and started talking.

He correctly judged my age to be of the generation that remembers when Top Trumphs was a big thing in terms of gaming.  For anyone that doesn’t recall, or wasn’t alive back in those olden days of gaming, Top Trumphs was a cardgame where players deal out every card of the deck, and then player one reads out one of the stats on their card.  Each player reads out the value for the corresponding statistic on their card and the player with the highest score wins the hand.  The winning player designates the next stat and play continues until there is only one player left.

 

The current player of Modern Horrors selects whichever Attribute they think is best and then everyone announces score. So, if the active player has Motor Mouths he might select Power (Middle Age) which has a respectable 94. Unfortunately, Werewolves of Wall Street have Sub Prime Mortgages at 99 and win the hand. Motor Mouths remind you of anyone?

So, if player one has Motor Mouths he might select Power (Middle Age) which has a respectable 94. Unfortunately, Werewolves of Wall Street have Subprime Mortgages at 99 and win the hand. Motor Mouths remind you of anyone?

One of the Cards in Modern Horrors, is the Internet Troll. We've all encountered the type of person whose apparent reason for being is making folk cry on the internet. Ths card pokes fun at that

With the growth of social media, we’ve all encountered this stereotype before. Don’t feed the trolls!

The awesome thing about Top Trumphs was that there were loads and loads of varieties.  I had Marvel Superheroes, Marvel Supervillains and Helicopters.  There were sports cars, tanks, planes, monsters, aliens and so on and so on.    And there were Horror Top Trumphs.  I never had them, but a friend did.  They were quite graphic and gruesome.  Modern Horrors is grown from that particular background.

Playing very much like Top Trumphs, Modern Horrors takes a humorous and satirical view on horror and modern life.   Each of the cards represents a modern stereotype, with an amusing graphic and the 4 stats: Power, Fear Factor, Shitegeist and Horror rating.

As an added bonus, every card has a subcategory for power which in itself is another joke.  For instance, the Gun Nuts have the power of Freedom.  The Silent Majority have the power of Outrage.

The humour is quite relatable, though I have to say it is very British Humour and possibly wouldn’t appeal to other folks (Tell me in the comments if I am wrong).  There is a bit of the same style of humour as Cards Against Humanity or Joking Hazard though not exactly.  By this I mean there is some quite funny shock humour.

Modern Horrors has a Working Stiff card, playing on the stereotype of someone in a career rut. And a zombie

The Working Stiff card

Modern Horrors has much to recommend it.

  • It is fairly cheap
  • It is easy to learn
  • Plays very quickly so is ideal for the start or end of a night of gaminf
  • Is funny, and the humour is clever as well as silly

There aren’t really any negatives that I could see, if you take the game for what it is.  An easy to learn game that isn’t too long and is just a bit of fun.  The only thing that raised an eyebrow was that when we were down to the last 2 players of the game, which took about 70% of gameplay time, the final two dropping to last player standing took about 30% of the gameplay (We had 5 players)  For those of us knocked out early, the to and fro between the final two players was a little bit boring, but if you take into consideration that the game lasted little more than 10 minutes we weren’t waiting too long.  We also came up with a house rule that stated when you get to the final two players we measure decks and the largest won.

I should also note, if you are easily offended then this game might not be for you due to the graphic nature of some of the cards.  If you are looking for a time filler game, or a stocking filler, then Modern Horrors is a pretty good fit.

 

4 Comments on Modern Horrors – A Satirical Card Game poking fun at modern life

  1. Lol, this game looks great 😂😂 As for the humor, I happen to love British humor so I really like it. The Art on the cards looks seriously funny. That working stiff card is priceless 😂😂Great post, thanks for sharing this one 😊😊

  2. Fantastic! I really love the artwork and humour. I think I’d want a pack, more for collection than gameplay. 😊

    • Yeah, the art is incredibly funny – and I eft the funniest cards (in my opinion) out as they were also the most adult…

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